Just after the cameras started rolling on Season 3, Episode 11 of the Lying Prez COVID-19 Pandemic Show, all of the networks cut to breaking news out of New York. New York’s Governor Andrew Cuomo was about to deliver a statewide address …which would also reach the entire nation.

Once the cameras went to black on the prez, he bellowed to the cameraman, “What have you done, you stupid man?” The VP whispered into the prez’s ear that coverage would resume after Cuomo’s press conference.

As you would expect, the prez raged and stormed out of the White House press briefing room while bellowing that no one was going to steal his pandemic from him; certainly not the likes of some New York D-list politician.

Cuomo spoke in his finest Brooklyn bad-ass tone. Though it was painful listening to the truth, as opposed to the fallacious prez’s happy-talk, it was calming to New Yorkers and, quite honestly, non-New Yorkers nationwide as well.

When Cuomo’s camera panned the room, it revealed his fellow Brooklynite Dr. Anthony. The prez raged, “You can’t steal my supporting cast member”, and hurled the fake, gold gilded bust of himself at his wall mounted television screen. Shattering both.

Meanwhile, to entertain bored press members who remained in the briefing room, the veep was jovially performing a hand puppet rendition of the Hello Dolly tune, “Wave Your Little Hand and Whisper So Long Dearie”. The first three rows of seated reporters swore they heard, ‘Wave Your Little Hands and Whisper So Long White House.”